In the Middle Ages, the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave Italy. Naturally, the Jewish community strongly opposed the decision. The Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Jewish community. If the Jew won, they could stay. If the Pope won, the Jews would […]
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Taking the Lord’s Name in Vain
A nun walks into her Mother Superior’s office and drops into a chair. She lets out a heavy, frustrated sigh. “What troubles you, Sister?” inquired the Mother Superior, “I thought you spent today with your family.” “I did,” sighed the Sister, “And played golf with my brother. I’m sure you remember that before I joined […]
The Stuttering Salesman
A man came into a shop to ask about a ‘Salesman Wanted’ sign in its window. He went to the owner and said, “I-I-I w-w-waannn-t the j-joooob-b.” Compassionately, the owner replied, “I don’t know if this job would suit you because of your speaking impediment.” “I h-h-havvve a w-wi-wiiiife and s-s-s-six k-kkkids, iiii-I re-really neeeed […]
Muslim Heaven
An Arab terrorist died and went to heaven. George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!” Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, “You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!” James […]
How God Created Woman
One day, after what felt like an eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam called out to God. “Lord, I have a problem.” “What’s the problem, Adam?” God replied. “Lord, I know you created me, have provided for me, and surrounded me with this beautiful garden, but I’m just not happy.” “Why is that, Adam?” […]