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Accounting One-Liners

Posted on 2026-02-16 (2026-02-16) by gregorystucky

What did the accountant do to liven up the office party?He didn’t show up. What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost. What do you get when you cross a wild, ferocious, man-eating tiger with an accountant?A very dull tiger. What happens when you lock a wild hyena in a room with an accountant?The […]

Accounting Stories

Posted on 2026-02-16 (2026-02-16) by gregorystucky

A businessman tells his friend his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, “Didn’t your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?”The businessman replies, “That’s the accountant we’re looking for.” A woman went to the doctor who told her she only had six months to live.“Oh, no!” said the woman. “What […]