What did the accountant do to liven up the office party?
He didn’t show up.
What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
Lost.
What do you get when you cross a wild, ferocious, man-eating tiger with an accountant?
A very dull tiger.
What happens when you lock a wild hyena in a room with an accountant?
The hyena stops laughing.
Why did the auditor cross the road?
Because they did that last year.