A fool and his money are soon audited.
An accountant makes a bold fashion statement by wearing his gray suit instead of the blue one.
When an accountant’s spouse can’t get to sleep, they ask their husband about work.
A good tax accountant has had a loophole named after him.
An accountant is someone who only has an opinion when you pay them.
ALTERNATE: An accountant is someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.
Accountants get excited on Saturdays because they can wear casual clothes to work.