One day, a man goes to his priest.He rapidly starts into his confession, “Father, I’ve committed all seven deadly sins in 30 minutes.”The priest remarked, “Wow, I definitely need to hear this!”He continued, “I was angry and envious of my neighbor, so I lazily seduced his wife, then ate all his groceries and didn’t share.”“You […]
One day, a man goes to his priest.He rapidly starts into his confession, “Father, I’ve committed all seven deadly sins in 30 minutes.”The priest remarked, “Wow, I definitely need to hear this!”He continued, “I was angry and envious of my neighbor, so I lazily seduced his wife, then ate all his groceries and didn’t share.”“You […]
Every family has secrets, at least until a Sunday School teacher asks their kids if they have any prayer requests. Sometimes God says, “I need you to love people.”And I go, “Ugh, but they’re annoying!”And God says, “You know, I love you all the time.”And I say, “But I’m not annoying, I’m delightful.”…So I say, […]