One day, a man goes to his priest.
He rapidly starts into his confession, “Father, I’ve committed all seven deadly sins in 30 minutes.”
The priest remarked, “Wow, I definitely need to hear this!”
He continued, “I was angry and envious of my neighbor, so I lazily seduced his wife, then ate all his groceries and didn’t share.”
“You forgot about pride,” said the priest.
“No,” he responded, “I’m pretty proud of this.”
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